And now the shipping forecast. The general synopsis at five to midnight.
Refugees
Rising
Patience
Falling
Brexit
Soon
Downing Street
Squally, turbulent, outlook hysterical
May
Fog
North UK
Rockall
South UK
Affluent, backing Tory
Corbyn
Dull
Electorate
Depressed
Dogger, Fisher, German Bite
Clapham Common, Grimsby, Sauerkraut, intermittently Merkel
Sausagepastie
Soggy, wind 5 or 6, decreasing later
UKIP
Extreme front
Voters
Poor, veering Far Right
Americans
Turning Trump, becoming bonkers
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