THE SINKING SHIPPING FORECAST

 

And now the shipping forecast.  The general synopsis at five to midnight.

   

Refugees

Rising

Patience

Falling

Brexit

Soon

Downing Street    

Squally, turbulent, outlook hysterical

May

Fog

North UK

Rockall

South UK

Affluent, backing Tory

Corbyn

Dull

Electorate

Depressed

Dogger, Fisher, German Bite

Clapham Common, Grimsby, Sauerkraut, intermittently Merkel

Sausagepastie

Soggy, wind 5 or 6, decreasing later

UKIP

Extreme front

Voters

Poor, veering Far Right

Americans

Turning Trump, becoming bonkers

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