1. An Australian, famous for championing freedom of information, seeks asylum in the embassy of a country famous for persecuting people championing freedom of information. Is he:-
a) Sacha Baron Cohen in his latest hilarious movie?
b) A horrible little hypocrite responsible for putting into danger many lives around the world by refusing to redact their names from billions of secret documents?
c) A madman seeking lunatic asylum?
ANSWER: b) and c)
2. Julian Assange chose the Ecuador embassy because:-
a) They have a never-ending supply of Ferrero Rocher?
b) The staff are especially good at haircuts that make asylum seekers look like TinTin? (Ambassador, you are spoiling him)
c) He’s a madman seeking lunatic asylum?
ANSWER: b) and c)
3) Julian wants to speak to the world without being arrested. Does he appear:-
a) On the street?
b) At the Ecuador?
c) At the Ecuawindow?
ANSWER: c)
4. George Galloway is:-
a) A mad MP who appears more on TV than he does in the Houses of Parliament
b) A cat
c) A bloody funny person to have started a party called ‘Respect’
ANSWER: All three
5. When George Galloway says “not everybody needs to be asked before insertion”, is he talking about:-
a) Placing an ad in his local newspaper for kitty treats?
b) Putting a large foot into a bigger mouth?
ANSWER: None of the above
6. If a US Senate hopeful called, say, ‘Todd Akin’ talks about “legitimate rape”, and rape rarely leading to pregnancy, is he:-
a) Totally unbelievable in the 21st Century?
b) The long lost brother of Julian Assange and George Galloway?
c) A Republican?
ANSWER: Who gives a toss, just don’t vote for the wanker.
7. Are all the men above bonkers?
a) Yes
ANSWER: a)
(And at least two Swedish women, every other woman on the planet and billions of men agree with you. Well done!)
amuzenewz 