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Raindrops on noses and

Whiskers on Wiggins,

Taxes on pasties and

Sod all with Biggins,

Hadron Collider

Olympics’ five rings,

These are a few of my 2012 things.

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Hobbits and Boris and

Jim Fixed Them shocker,

Dorries in Jungle,

Queen jumps out of chopper,

Hagman and Brubeck, Neil Armstrong all snuffed,

Never mind, Wills has got Kate up the duff.

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UKIP gaining, Lib Dems waning,

Wave goodbye to Clegg,

It’s been a memorable year after all,

Despite the fact we’re all plebs.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!