A Few Lines On Today’s Royal Tidings (where’s the Poet Laureate when you need them?)

The Duchess of Cambridge once more up the duff,
An heir and a spare, let’s hope that’s enough.

And once more the retching, the head down the pan,
It’s really not easy being a republican.

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